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ALL NATURAL SERVICES FOR WONDERFUL PEOPLE LIKE YOU

  • Do you wish to book me to perform at your event? Reach out for rates.

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  • I have helped Individuals and Fortune 500 companies reach their goals.

    From branding, screenwriting, ghostwriting, we design, Human Design, Feng Shui, Interior Design, Dating Coaching, I HAVE DONE IT ALL and I LOVE IT AL!

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  • DO YOU FEEL CRAZY? CONGRATS!

    If you are a sensitive creative person who is experiencing any kind of mental or spiritual health problem, I am happy to offer my NON-MEDICAL support and guidance and direct you to the things which have helped me feel happy & healthy after I was failed by mainstream systems and psychiatric solutions.

    I can only share what has helped me from an informational/educational standpoint but it is the OPPOSITE of what we were taught growing up.

    IT’S ALMOST AS IF THEY WANT US TO FEEL SICK AND CRAZY!

    By combining the best of Integrative Health, Spiritual Psychology, Trauma-informed Nervous System regulation and much more, I feel confident you will come away learning tools to be your own healer.

    I never set out to pursue health but I was so desperate for answers that I spent 7 years straight learning everything about health and I FINALLY FEEL GREAT!

    This is why I offer this service - for other sensitive souls who have been failed by Western Psychiatric Institutions so we can SAVE OURSELVES AND THIS PLANET!

    Reach out below!

    PS THIS IS NOT MEDCAL ADVICE

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  • If you have a script you want my final eyes on to elevate it, I am happy to work with you.

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  • Spend an hour (actually 75 minutes) confessing all your secrets and goofing around and making horrible jokes and being silly and talking about nothing or everything.

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  • Inner/Outer Magnetism is much more than skin deep.

    True beauty/attractiveness is based on natural harmony, authenticity and balance.

    Whether you are looking to re-invent your personal style, beauty or grooming routine (female or male) or Feng Shui your home, let’s work on this together to bring harmony and balance tp your personal aesthetics or home/office to help you shine your authentic light.

    We will aim to work with things you already own and suggestions I have from 1-800 EARTH approved brands so you feel more confident than ever before and radiate your best light.

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  • If you have a comedy routine you want my final eyes on to elevate it, I am happy to work with you.

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WE CAN DO ANYTHING!