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PAST NEWS/EVENTS
2023
★ I drove to South Dakota and then my car broke down and I decided to “un-escape the Matrix” and am currently visiting NYC while I finish my Health Coaching program and launch 1-800 EARTH!
★ I am in Ausitn TX co-writing a documentary and doing standup comedy!
2022
★ I have moved to a tiny house in Northern Calfornia which has provided the mental space for me to create for the first time in 8 years. If you are feeling stuck, I recommend leaving cities immediately.
2021
★Hi everyone! How are you? Do you think Jeff Bezos is happy?
<Imagining him with a highly toxic curly rainbow clown wig made in China from Amazon Prime, crying while on a penis shaped rocket hurling through outerspace while you are sitting at your phone on the toilet>
★ November 2021: I am on an extended roadtrip throughout California filming something TBD!
2020:
★Due to pandemic related supply issues, I will not be able to ship out any 1-800 EARTH products such as Feng Shoe Spray until further notice. But don’t fret! I am figuring it out now! Please email me at earthtocarlen@gmail.com and I will let you know when production starts! Thanks!
★Los Angeles - Hear me DJ at Zebulon where I will be playing only 432hz music as part of the concert for Fake Lake band!! WHY AM I DOING THIS? Read about the importance of 432hz here!
