★ HI, IT’S CARLEN !
Since I was a child, I always wanted someone to just tell me the secrets to happiness, how to be healthy, how to find useful tools to save the planet, how to AWAKEN…and FEEL MY BEST!
I JUST WANTED A MANUAL or GUIDEBOOK FOR LIFE!
After spending most of my life feeling anxious, tired, sick and looking for answers, I made a promise that if I ever felt better, I would share what helped me on my journey…
Now that I am better (it only took 40 years and thousands of dollars and thinking outside the box and trying all sorts of unusual things INCLUDING AN EXORCISM…OOPS!), it is my greatest comedic and sincere joy to share:
1-800 EARTH
the-one-stop shop from my wacky brain and soul that functions as a low-fi/high vibe ORGANIC and NON-TOXIC marketplace, planetary phone 1-800 HOTLINE, unfiltered tele-vision CHANNEL, PUBLISHING HOUSE, and comedic MINISTRY against ALL LEVELS OF FAKENESS so we can sing new Paradigm SONG for Earth (where everyone sings their own unique healthy organic song, including the animals and plants!)
Prior to 1-800 EARTH, I was a wellness and natural beauty writer for Free People and environmental correspondent for MTV News.
1-800 EARTH is the antidote to these hyper-disconnected times; a solution for those who feel alienated by EVERYTHING FAKE and want to feel SOMETHING REAL.
REAL FOOD. REAL WATER. REAL AIR. REAL LIGHT. REAL LAUGHTER. REAL JOY. REAL FARTS. REAL LOVE. REAL FEELINGS. REAL EARTH FREQUENCIES.
REALITY ON ALL LEVELS FOR TRUE FREQUES OF NATURE!!!!
NOTHING IS SCARY WHEN WE TURN ON THE LIGHTS…
1-800 EARTH is the frequency of nature and for freaks of nature like you.
I hope you enjoy this little taste of what’s to come!
Love,
Carlen
BELOW ARE SOME THINGS, PEOPLE, AND ARTISTS THAT HAVE INSPIRED ME!!! (click below for more)
BORING BUT NECESSARY LEGAL DISCLAIMERHi it’s Carlen! I ONLY share products and services I have personally used that have benefitted my life greatly!I thought “Why not sign up to be an Affiliate for these companies?” It is a win win for me, you and the companies that I am sharing with you!Therefore, from time to time, I (Carlen Altman/1-800 EARTH LLC) participate in affiliate marketing and may allow affiliate links to be included on some of the pages of this website. This means that I may earn a commission if/when you click on or make purchases via affiliate links. Everyone wins especially YOU!ENJOY!