HELLO/HOLA/שָׁלוֹם/你好

MY NAME IS CARLEN ALTMAN

AND I AM A FREQUE* (as in frequency) OF NATURE.

(CORNY, I KNOW)

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I am a New York City-born, multi-dimensional, multi-hyphenate artist/inventor (or a “crazy neurodivergent witch with horrible ADHD” in layman’s terms) who does a variety of unusual things in service to building a New Paradigm of Humor & Healing for Planet Earth.

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Biography

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Like my “neurodivergent” father (comedian Bob Altman or Uncle Dirty), my main passions are using humor, logic, and unconventional philosophical musings to help planet Earth;

My role is to act as a cosmic provacateur and jokester here to bring much needed levity tempered with uncomfortable truths to a planet desperately in need of mental, spiritual and environmental healing;

I AM HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND EQUALLY I AM HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE QUESTION THINGS…

Equally it is OKAY WHEN NOBODY LAUGHS or QUESTIONS THINGS (because most people have been brainwashed to be slow-witted, considering all the toxins in our food supply/etc)* or MAYBE WE ARE JUST NOT FUNNY AND THAT’S OKAY TOO, and I can help with that in my COMEDY SALON!

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On a NOT FUNNY NOTE, after my father passed away to cancer in 2017, I dedicated the next 7 years learning everything I could about mental, physical and spiritual healing.

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My various artistic creations such as film, writing, standup comedy, improvisation, inventions and journalism have been featured on MTV News and VICE TV.

My work has been written about in Refinery29, The Wall Street Journal, Elle, Teen Vogue, Nylon, The New York Times, The New Yorker and other fancy-schmancy places (probably run by aliens).

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I am a graduate from LaGuardia Highschool in Visual Arts, Oberlin College in Psychology/Environmental Studies

Additionally, I am a graduate of the 2-year Graduate Certification from the University of Santa Monica in Advanced Spiritual Psychology and certified as an Integrative Health Practitioner Institute with an emphasis on Mental Health.

I am the creator of Jewish Rosaries™, 1-800 EARTH and contributor to many projects.

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It is my mission to be the bridge between the matrix and the woo so we all can heal and make our dreams come true* (*except nightmares).

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