I BELIEVE THAT BOTH FUNNY JOKES AND AUTHENTICITY ARE WHAT WILL SAVE THIS PLANET.

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I ALSO BELIEVE THAT OUR MENTAL and ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH are one in the SAME.

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BOTH OUR Inner Minds (Ment in Latin) & ENVIRONMENT (Surroundings of the Mind in Latin) NEED MAJOR HEALING RIGHT NOW…

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“AM I RIGHT PEOPLE”? (said as a ‘90’s comedian)

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IF WE WANT TO SAVE THIS PLANET FROM FAKENESS, WE MUST LEARN TO LOVE BEING REAL AND ORGANIC AGAIN - AND SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS THAN THE REAL ON ALL LEVELS.

REAL LOVE

REAL FOOD

REAL WATER

REAL LIGHT

REAL HEALING

REAL ADVENTURES

ESSENTIALLY, WE MUST MAKE REALITY GREAT AGAIN

WE MUST LOVINGLY DETOXIFY ALL THE LIES, SIN AND SYNTHETICS FROM OUR OWN LIVES; AND RETURN THE REALNESS ON ALL LEVELS — TO OUR ECOLOGICAL SYSTEMS, OUR GENETICS, SOULS AND TO SOCIETY ITSELF.

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A FUN FACT about me is that in addition to comedy, design, writing, art, inventing and journalism, MY MAIN PASSION IS HEALING - ON A PERSONAL AND PLANETARY LEVEL so we can BRING AN ORGANIC FREQUENCY OF AUTHENTICITY BACK TO THIS PLANET to shift consciousness

*WITHOUT EVER MAKING MEDICAL CLAIMS OF COURSE.

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I hold a B.A. from Oberlin College in Psychology, minor in Environmental Studies.

I am a certified Integrative Health Practitioner and Detoxification Specialist from the Integrative Health Practitioner Institute.

I am also certified in Spiritual Psychology from the 2-year graduate program at the University of Santa Monica.

I work with many frequency healing devices such as the Healy but I have found that there is no greater frequency than being real - and being real is the portal to transformation.

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Combining my comedy, intuition, and certifications in Integrative Health and Spiritual Psychology, I want to help other multi-hyphenate creative angels on a mission to save the Earth GET REAL, make our dreams come true without burning ourselves out.

I work via 1:1 Zoom sessions to HELP OTHERS MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE.

Reach out if you feel called on the WORK WITH ME page!

EXCITED TO HEAR FROM YOU!

LOVE,

CARLEN