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DON’T WORRY, THERE IS
NOTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR SCREEN OR YOUR MIND*!!!
YOU ARE JUST TUNING IN TO THE FREQUENCY OF
𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖓 𝕬𝖑𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖓
HELLO/HOLA/שָׁלוֹם/你好
MY NAME IS CARLEN ALTMAN
AND I AM A FREQUE* (as in frequency) OF NATURE.
(CORNY, I KNOW)
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I am a New York City-born, multi-dimensional, multi-hyphenate artist/inventor (or a “crazy neurodivergent witch with horrible ADHD” in layman’s terms) who does a variety of unusual things in service to building a New Paradigm of Humor & Healing for Planet Earth.
MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE
WANT TO WORK WITH ME ?
